“I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.”
With 36 percent of the votes, Greg Grinberg’s charming line about derivatives commanded first place in the Alumni Association’s first ever Geeky Pickup Line Contest. Congratulations to Mr. Grinberg!
Trailing closely behind with 23 percent of the votes was Ashleigh Sanders’s, “If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.”
Prizes (yes! prizes!) will be mailed shortly to Mr. Grinberg and Ms. Sanders ’04.
Thanks to everyone who particpated.